outta-thiswrld:

And just like that I go from horny to sad ass bitch in 2.5 seconds.

earhartsease:

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okay I bloody love this

depsidase:

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null-is-sparing-you:

espurrnential:

depsidase:

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the “you aren’t friends” really sells it.

octobers16th:

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1anonyymous1:

the relationship between me and black clothes is a love story that can’t be explained

fattypancakes:

brains say, “I know a spot” and take you to a traumatic memory from 2011

cassandracalin:

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Board game night

that-house:

that-house:

that-house:

that-house:

i have a terrible habit of sometimes just doing 100 squats in the shower. It’s right on the intersection of “hard enough it’ll fuck me up tomorrow” and “easy enough to be done on a whim” and i always regret it

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See part of the issue is when i shower i look at my legs (which are like if a pair of festive christmas hams were solid muscle) and then i remember “oh yeah i can do 100 squats like nothing”

The process:

  • Woah my legs are jacked
  • *does a squat to grab shampoo*
  • Hey what was that
  • One squat is BASICALLY 5 squats. like just do it a few more times without really noticing and bam! 5 squats
  • Might as well do 5 more that’s an even 10
  • That wasn’t so hard
  • Make it 20
  • 5 more to a nice round 25
  • Hey that’s a fourth of 100
  • We can do that again. Let’s take a quick break and do the next set
  • Ok that’s 50
  • That’s probably enough
  • Oops 75
  • Well now I can’t NOT do 100
  • Fuck
  • Fuck
  • Ow
  • Fuck
  • 100
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hot. next question

lesbianhallieparker:

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so real

coffeeandspentbrass:

mioxenoblade:

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🍜🍥🍜

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baylen:

baylen:

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

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tastefullyoffensive:

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sixpenceee:

Meteors, UFOs, or Satellites | source

sybilvimes:

next tumblr update they’re removing the posts